Jeff has its third slaying in 24 hours

New Orleans Times Picayune ^ | December 9, 2006 | Staff

[Towed_Jumper]

"Baghdad on the Bayou"

I prefer "Mogidishu on the Mississippi"

[Doc Savage]

I posted this several days ago. Seems I'm able to see the future!

In the wake of a tsunami of violent crime and death in Democrat-controlled New Orleans post Katrina, Republicans today called for an immediate pull-out of all police and security forces from the terrorized city.

Mayor Ray "School-Bus" Nagin, Democrat, NO, Louisiana, was unvailable for comment as he was cowering under his desk at city hall and screaming for protection.

Outgoing Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, said that the 167 bayou murders this year had spawned a climate of total chaos best described as a "...civil war of coddled liberal criminals killing everyone and each other."

He advocated the immediate withdrawl of all uniformed services from the war-torn battlefield. "This is basically a civil war fueled by the American mainstream media and we should let it run its natural course. Let CNN take some casualties for a change!"

This comes closely on the heels of former Senator Rick Santorum's call last week for an immediate pull-out of police from the savage-streets of Democrat-controlled Philadelphia where 403 people have been murdered this year alone.

Former DNC Chairman and current Pennsylvania governor Fast Eddie Rendell downplayed the violence and said he was looking forward to Philadelphia establishing a new homicide record this year under his leadership.

[SIDENET]

It's a civil war.

We need to hold talks with Iran and Syria.

[SmoothTalker]

"Be assured the murders are primarily the work of the trashy local citizenry."

I was talking about the ones in LA referenced in the other post.

[daybreakcoming]

Sugar Bowl in Baghdad.......

Where's the Travel Warning from State?

[bigeasy_70118]

The thing to note is that this is mostly slime killing slime. The problem is they seem to reproduce faster than they kill each other off, so for population purposes the net effect is zero.

[stuckinloozeeana]

I wonder how many "refugees" were relocated in Philadelphia?

[King Moonracer]

Did the liquor stores stop cashing welfare checks or something? Oh I forgot, its all my fault. How insensitive of me. Please raise taxes....

[coon2000]

I was hopeful after Katrina that New Orleans might become a better city with all of the garbage being flushed out. After the reelection of Nagin I began to lose faith. Recently, my family told me of crime entering my old neighborhood. I lived on Folse Dr. in Metairie, crime did not exist there, period. When it comes there, I know that things are very bad. People who said they were staying are now saying that they do not want to raise their children there. The problem goes all the way back to Huey Long. His socialist programs killed the state. His legacy remains today. My licenese plate for my car cost $5, water was basically free, property tax were non existent...businesses were expected to bear the cost of all services. Hence, no business in Louisiana.

[notdownwidems]

Pray for me! I leave for New Orleans Thursday