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Jimmy Carter Announces Funeral Plans, Wants To Be Buried In Foreign Soil
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| December 04, 2006
| Doug Powers
Posted on 12/04/2006 7:24:54 PM PST by Nasty McPhilthy
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To: null and void
"Ya know, a postage paid return envelope will hold a couple ounces of sheet lead..."
They will hold way more than a few ounces if you really stomp on them and tape them shut...lol
Another thing, A post-paid envelope is like calling collect, it cost 5-10 times as much as regular mail.
To: Nasty McPhilthy
Bury him native Indian style, I'll even be happy to strike the first match.
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posted on
12/04/2006 8:52:29 PM PST
by
AZRepublican
("The degree in which a measure is necessary can never be a test of the legal right to adopt it.")
To: Nasty McPhilthy
Is his home in GA zoned for that purpose?
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posted on
12/04/2006 8:56:18 PM PST
by
newzjunkey
(Got sent to the penalty box.)
To: AZRepublican
If you want to give him an Indian funeral, why not put him on a "Rick" sp? and let the crows eat him in his front yard?
To: Dan Cooper
Plains, Georgia, is named for the plain of Dura in the province of Babylon (Daniel 3:1). After Jimmy's record in the Middle East, I don't think the locals would take kindly to him being buried in their soil.
To: Issaquahking
likewise
The Air Force under this idiot was frankly a mess. I remember the Hangar queens to salvage parts and not having enough airworthy B-52's to sustain an alert.
In 1980 I can vouch that nearly 90% on base voted this clown out.
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posted on
12/04/2006 9:16:45 PM PST
by
slapshot
(""USAF- when you absolutely, positively need it delivered on target, on time, right away)
To: Bosco
"When Carter dies, we will see the FuneRally to end all FuneRallies. It will dwarf the Wellstone Memorial." Naaaah - that'll happen when Clinton dies. Just wait.
To: Nasty McPhilthy
Somebody just needs to kick the Shiite out of ole Jimmuh Boy and bury the old muck diver in a shoe box out under the privy in the Democrat cesspool.
108
posted on
12/04/2006 9:26:21 PM PST
by
OKIEDOC
(Kalifornia now a certified socialist state reporting to Mexico City for further instructions)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
This reads like one of Ann Coulter's weaker efforts.
Readable, good, but not quite what we expect from a wordsmith.
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posted on
12/04/2006 9:29:47 PM PST
by
Prost1
(Fair and Unbiased as always!)
To: Snoopers-868th
How can he be buried in his front yard, they won't let me be buried in the back yard?
Because his home will be declared a museum and you KNOW that there are dead dummies ...I mean mummies in museums.
Your house, on the other hand, is just going to be a house with new occupants.
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posted on
12/04/2006 9:47:46 PM PST
by
Chickensoup
(If you don't go to the holy war, the holy war will come to you.)
To: Lurker
That was an inspirational post, Lurker. Now I can't wait to get some more junk mail like that!
111
posted on
12/04/2006 9:55:46 PM PST
by
MonicaG
(Enjoying all the Freedom very much every day.)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
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posted on
12/04/2006 10:03:00 PM PST
by
ARE SOLE
(I thought the Party was supposed to court the voters and not the other way around?)
To: MonicaG
A truly inspired person would actually seek out the leftie organizations which send those little postage paid donation seeking envelopes.
Then that truly inspired person would fill up all those little postage paid envelopes the Sierra Club, Coalition To Prevent Handgun Violence, World Bunny-Hugging Society, Save The Cute Little Fluffy Whatever It Is From Evil Corporate Running Dog Lackies, and then spend spare time in front of the tv filling them up with 2 inch diameter washers.
That inspired person might even let a few of his friends know and have a night of pizza, beer, and envelope stuffing.
Of course you'd have to keep them under the new 1 pound limit established by the Post Office, but these people would quickly find that 5 plate washers stays just underneath that limit.
Why one could even have a small prize for the most whacked out lefty organization which sends postage paid envelopes.
It would be hours of fun for a small group of unreconstructed capitalist pigs. Not that I'd advocate any such thing, of course....
L
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posted on
12/04/2006 10:05:57 PM PST
by
Lurker
(Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
Weeeeellllll, I don't particularly give a rip where Jimmah is buried. As much as I won't cry when he goes, they should probably wait till he is dead. I can also tell you I won't spend so much (read: any) time watching a State funeral. I best stock up on some good movies for the occasion. Maybe a case of Diet and plenty of popcorn.
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posted on
12/04/2006 10:14:24 PM PST
by
Frwy
(Eternity without Jesus is a hell-of-a long time.)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
I have a better idea, bury him in hell where he deserves to be; I think that qualifies as foreign soil!
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posted on
12/04/2006 10:18:19 PM PST
by
Herakles
(Diversity is code word for anti-white racism)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
I hope he gets laid to rest with his crazy rabbit.
To: trumandogz
"I think it is called Satire"
"Satire is what closes on Saturday night"
George S. Kaufman
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posted on
12/04/2006 10:39:36 PM PST
by
supremedoctrine
("Talent hits a target no one else can hit, genius hits a target no one else can see"--Schopenhauer)
Comment #118 Removed by Moderator
To: Mr. Mojo
Bury him in Iranian desert sand. .....head first. And have him lie there "in state" for 444 straight days...in a cardigan sweater with a yellow ribbon tied on his casket, and a killer rabbit at his side.
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posted on
12/04/2006 11:06:09 PM PST
by
Christian4Bush
(Don't blame me - I didn't vote for these DEM b**tards. (redacted to satiate religioncop TXBlair))
To: ConservaTexan
The best thing about the Carter presidency was the President that followed! "Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his." (Ronald Reagan during the 1980 presidential campaign)
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posted on
12/04/2006 11:10:03 PM PST
by
Christian4Bush
(Don't blame me - I didn't vote for these DEM b**tards. (redacted to satiate religioncop TXBlair))
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