Waaaah. I am hurt and offended. Whatever shall I do? Perhaps I should hit the abuse button and go crying to the mods. Or better yet, I shall IM and FRmail the minions that I hold under my spell. You have noticed that certain people follow me around without a public ping, right? Wrong. I am avoided as a pariah, unlike some. This is the result of a conscious decision on my part. For you see, the mental masturbation by those that choose to deride and denigrate any opinions or conclusions that are contradictory to the groupthink became tiresome.
Whatever shall I do? Perhaps I should hit the abuse button and go crying to the mods.
You might try not doing an impersonation of a moron. Just a thought.
Were you drinking when you wrote this last night?
Just curious.