A few years back a former class mate of my wife's was visiting here for the week end. I acted as bartender serving them screw drivers. it is the only time I've seen my wife have "one too many"
It was kind of fun watching two women getting soused and thinking, thank God I don't do that anymore.
They were hilarious.
There's nothing like watching a bunch of 20 and 30 somethings drink themselves silly. I mean 20 year olds manage to sound stupid enough sober. Toss in a few tequila shooters and IQ points just evaporate.
If you still attend parties with drinkers, do try Lurkers "When Someone Repeats Themself" rule. It's never let me down.
Besides, I can always say "I left the party long before that happened Mr. Prosecutor." and be telling the truth.
L