True story... (read at your own discretion, not for the weak of heart, void where prohibited)
When I was in my early 20's (1980 or so), I was at Balboa park in San Diego with some friends.
Apparently all the drinking I'd done the night before was having a bad effect on my bowels. Cramping and sweating, I ran around the park desperately looking for a toilet.
I finally found one, ran into a stall, slapped down an @ss gasket and let fly. After a few moments, I began to realize that there were about 10 men just standing around in there. Then I noticed the waist high "glory holes" in the partition walls between stalls and the too realistic drawings of male genitalia on the walls.
I became uneasy but there was no stopping at this point - I had no choice but to continue. I lit a cigarette because my problem was starting to make itself evident in the surrounding air.. if you know what I mean.
By then I had realized what was going on in there but still I had no choice. After a short while a man entered the stall next to mine and began fiddling with his belt buckle.
I suppose there was some sign I was supposed to make if I were willing but what I was thinking was, if that guy sticks his works through that hole, I'm going to put my cigarette out on it.
Well, I never got the chance to because by that time I had stunk the place up so much it was fit for neither man nor beast... nor homo. They all bailed out.
By the time I was done, they were all outside milling about and giving me some dirty looks as I left the scene of the crime.
I just smiled...
ROFL!!!!!!
lol
Just to let you know, I've only been to Balboa park once in my life. I was visiting a friend who was working out there. He was a church goer and I wasn't at the time, so on Sunday morning I went for a jog at the park while he went to church. Well, I started to have to go number one and I stuck my head in one of the outdoor potties. Noticing that the place was Frickin' FULL of men, I turned on my heel and was out of there as fast as I was in there. This was about 1993, so things hadn't changed then, and it's probably worse now.
And innocent little me thought it was all frickin homeless dudes.
LOL. That brightened up my day.
they should be used to the smell - sodomy stinks