[mmyers]

HOWARD JUST MADE A LOT OF FRIENS WITH THIS LITTLE RANT...HOPE HE SHOWS UP AT A NASCAR EVENT SOON...

[End Times Sentinel]

whether they are plucking their banjos on the back porch, speaking tongues to snakes at Jesus Camp, or torching crosses at your local Nascar racing contest.

Golden, dighton. Simply golden.

Owl_Eagle

If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.

[llevrok]

As the leader of one of America’s premier political parties,

Which one is that, Doc? The American Communitst Party?

[durasell]

Am I in before the Zot?

[gaijin]

My favorite one was where muscle-cars scatter the hackey-sack set, but this one was great, too!

[siunevada]

There must be a label for those so lacking in discernment that they take satire as fact.

Meanwhile, how about a chorus of Dueling Banjos! Yee-haw!

[dighton]

Switch-hits it right outta the park.

[longtermmemmory]

And if their rampant homoism weren't enough, the GOP has further betrayed traditional conservatives by secretly nominating negros in races across the country. Yes, you read that correctly: actual negros. No matter how many times they try to hide the genetic truth from conservatives like you, GOP nominees like Michael Steele, Lynn Swann and Ken Blackwell are black as the ace of spades. Imagine the devastating impact on US property values if the world learns that more of those types have moved into the Congressional neighborhood.

Are these Republican negros also gay?

This was tooooo funny. It is written in a perfect way that Democrats think they can "speak red state".

[Redgirl]

"We know that your number one concern of is the safety of your children -- whether they are plucking their banjos on the back porch, speaking tongues to snakes at Jesus Camp, or torching crosses at your local Nascar racing contest."

LOL!
That about sums up the liberal paradigm of conservatives.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

This is hysterical. I needed a laugh after listening to the MSM's orchestrated gloom and dooom all day.

[Beagle8U]

Howling Howard really nailed it this time.

"In the closet, or in the cross-hairs!"

[Yardstick]

*Enthusiastic Bump*

Satire is a potent weapon when done well.

[TChad]

...a Trojan Horse full of purse-swinging black Greek sailors who have turned Washington into Sodom on the Potomac, and Capitol Hill into the Love Shack on Brokeback Mountain.

Another Iowahawk gem. Thanks.

[AmeriBrit]

ROTFLMAOPIMPWTIME....

Thanks, I needed that.

[Popman]

traditional American conservatives like Pat Buchanan, Fred Phelps, and David Duke.

Hello, Fred Phelps is a democrat

[Billthedrill]

Like us, these no-nonsense mainstream conservatives know it's time to bring US troops home where they belong, protecting our children from the clutches of the Republican congressional gay negro NAMBLA mafia.

I think 'Hawk stold this one from a feller who was posting to FR last night...yeah, he was a troll...

[WestVirginiaRebel]

BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Too funny! The sad part is, the Democrats really think this way.

[Hardastarboard]

While it is no doubt satire, and a good one at that, it does very well capture the Democrats' view of Republicans.

[combat_boots]

Oddly enough, I really can see Dean saying these things.

[onyx]

FOTFLOL!
"The Gay Old Party."