[Little Bill]

Mitt has 4 wives, all of his kids have blond hair and blue eyes, even though he is 1/3 Mexican. (Sarcasm)

Before you flame me, my Grand Father, Graduated from BYU, My Father from UU, My cousin Terry was married to Mitts, first cousin, Mitts is a RINO, Same, Same Pappy.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

I'm pretty sure Mitt Romney signed the Anti Kitten and Puppy Bill, making it perfectly legal for hooligans to use kittens and puppies in unsavory ways. Some even say that Mitt Romney descends into his basement at night, to the strains of pipe organ music (Bach, preferably), and practices voodoo.