To hear Bush critics tell it, president can manipulate gas prices

Salt Lake Tribune ^ | 10-12-2006 | Mark J. Perry

[JRios1968]

We have a winner!

Pat, tell Disambiguator what he won...

[jwparkerjr]

re: The left's assumption is that the American public is too stupid to see through their lies

I worked for several years in the newsroom of a major daily newspaper and it's my honest opinion that Left really believes all the trash they talk. They honestly don't have the notion that they are telling lies.

I went into that job thinking that they knew the difference but after a few years of watching them day in and day out I came to the conclusion that they really do think that way. When it became apparent that they felt they were telling the truth I made a short, but very disappointing, attempt to educate a couple of them. No deal. Their Leftie beliefs are somehow DNA encoded I think. They simply do not think the way conservatives think. It's like there's a short-circuit somewhere and info goes in, is shunted to a part of the brain that's either not there in conservatives or hyper-delveloped in the liberal, and then it comes out their mouth or pen as liberal mush. I loved my work at the paper, but it was just too much for my poor conservative being to tolerate.

[OldFriend]

Oil is sold on the world market. Are you suggesting that Russia and Venezuela would adjust their price to aid President Bush????????????

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

To hear Bush critics tell it, president can manipulate gas prices

He also has Rove keeping the hurricanes away. Karl Rove, the hardest working man in show business!

[Darksheare]

They neglected to use the mind wipe ray.
(Big ole mallet!)

[jwparkerjr]

re: the mind wipe ray

Well, since the Dems patented that device a decade or two ago and use it now to prepare new members of their party it's been hard to find one. I know they are on the gray market, but I want a US warranty for mine.

[jalisco555]

What I don't understand is how the Left can tell us that Bush is too dumb to tie his own shoes and yet he can also manipulate the price of oil, change the weather and essentially control the world. How is this possible?

[MooseMan]

What I don't understand is how the Left can tell us that Bush is too dumb to tie his own shoes and yet he can also manipulate the price of oil, change the weather and essentially control the world. How is this possible?

I don't know.

Certainly not someone to trifle with!

Go ahead. Vote the dems in.

$15.00 per gallon

I'm just saying.

[ANGGAPO]

This just proves that 42% of Americans are idiots and probably Democrats.

[jalisco555]

$15.00 per gallon

If only. Their goal is to get us out of cars completely. Cars give individuals freedom to come and go as we please. Democrats hate this. They want us all in public transportation.

[Rightfootforward]

"Bush, Rove, and Rumsfeld have a high powered Nofflestrontificator that they use to disgrontificate the minds of OPEC to bend to their every whim while singing Numa Numa."

You took the words right out of my mouth!

[Democratshavenobrains]

I heard Rove faked the Battle of Kasserine Pass and told all the Jews to take the day off.