German Douchebag: Look at me! I'm so sophisticated and progressive that I'm going to take a crusty ancient play and jazz it up a little by insulting the dumb superstitions of all those "religious" people. I'm sticking a middle finger into the face of traditional values! Ooooh! I'm so brave. But when those smelly camel lovers threaten me, I 1 and 2 my lingerie/granny pants and hide under my boyfriend's skirt/girlfriend's BDUS and let the evil, racist, imperialist AmeriKKKans protect me.
Islamofacist @$$hole: Look at me! I have such a fragile world view that even the slightest insult turns me to murdrerous rage which I take out on Jews, Christians, Infidels, babies, puppies. But of course I don't do it myself. Those infidels have bigger guns than me. So I just brainwash some poor schmuck who don't have anything to look up to and nothing to believe in into doing the killing for me while I hump goats/camel/sheep/little boys.
And I have no clue what the hell is irony.