I want a decommissioned tomcat :)
Visit your local animal shelter, ask for a neutered feline
"Tomcat Reports to Goodfellow AFB for Duty at DOD Fire Academy" by U.S. Navy Cryptologic Technician Interpretive 1st Class (SS) Paul Ogg, 4 August 2004: http://www.navy.mil/search/display.asp?story_id=14568
Photo gallery: http://www.navy.mil/list_all.asp?id=14568
Photo 1, USN Image ID: 040813-F-0017M-001, http://www.navy.mil/management/photodb/photos/040813-F-0017M-001.jpg , http://www.navy.mil/view_single.asp?id=17255
Photo 2, USN Image ID: 040813-F-0017M-002, http://www.navy.mil/management/photodb/photos/040813-F-0017M-002.jpg , http://www.navy.mil/view_single.asp?id=17256
Photo 3, USN Image ID: 040813-F-0017M-003, http://www.navy.mil/management/photodb/photos/040813-F-0017M-003.jpg , http://www.navy.mil/view_single.asp?id=17257
Photo 4, USN Image ID: 040813-F-0017M-004, http://www.navy.mil/management/photodb/photos/040813-F-0017M-004.jpg , http://www.navy.mil/view_single.asp?id=17258