.............FRegards
Posted on 09/23/2006 1:29:30 PM PDT by firehat
IMHO (in my humble opinion) SHAKES LOOSE ©
by Norman Liebmann
In my humble opinion, western civilization may be doomed. Every gook in the Middle East is cursing the Pope and not one single Irishman has rolled up his sleeves.
In my humble opinion, Hillary Clinton’s smile could rust a column of Abrams tanks to a halt.
In my humble opinion, despite Oliver Stone’s naïve assertion that Hollywood promotes war, when he grows up to be a big boy he will realize Hollywood never promotes anything but itself.
In my humble opinion, inveterate yachtsman Walter Cronkite will donate his famous yachting cap to the Clinton Library. His prostate gland will be buried at sea which is a less ignominious finish than having a gland end up in a glass jar in Little Rock, Arkansas.
In my humble opinion, any celebrity can get a book published as long as he/she has nothing to say in five hundred words or less.
In my humble opinion, things would go smoother for homosexuals if they could just be gay without getting it in everybody’s face. Also, gays would be wiser to forget about deciding their gender, declare themselves a tribe, and open a casino.
In my humble opinion, the next concession to “political correctness” will be black aspirins.
In my humble opinion, “yesterday's newspaper” has long been the metaphor for worthlessness. Today's New York Times has passed it in that regard.
In my humble opinion, legal or illegal, America needs more Mexicans like minks need Viagra.
In my humble opinion, Some of the surlier members of the House of Commons are threatening to have Prime Minister Tony Blair taken to the Tower of London and de-pantsed.
In my humble opinion, Kofi Annan, soon to step down as Secretary General of the UN, will be remembered by his catch phrase, “Speak Swahili, make a dealie”. It’s long past time to stop the shit and pulled the plug on that international delegate dump.
In my humble opinion, educators have determined that seven is the age when little boys in Arkansas begin to notice their sisters.
In my humble opinion, Death is Nature's Way of turning off CNN.
In my humble opinion, if you think same-sex marriages are disgusting, consider same-sex honeymoons.
In my humble opinion, the next display of unabashed minority pandering in the inner city will be a chain of fast food restaurants called “McGhettos”.
In my humble opinion, Madeleine Albright looks like she has pink blood. You don’t have to agree.
In my humble opinion, John F. Kerry the most highly decorated eunuch of the Viet Nam War. Kerry desperately needs medals hanging from his chest inasmuch as he has nothing hanging between his legs.
In my humble opinion, if the parents of Mary Jo Kopechne didn’t get paid off by the Kennedy family then Teddy drowned their daughter for free.
In my humble opinion, if John McCain is so concerned about the rights of captured jihadists he ought to leave Arizona and become the Junior Senator from Geneva.
In my humble opinion, where do the inner city folk get off saying Bill Clinton is the first black President. He’s never even had “the blues” which is a minimal requirement of being black.
In my humble opinion, dinosaurs never had to worry about losing their looks – That should put at least one of Helen Thomas’ concerns at ease.
In my humble opinion, it’s a tossup of whether it will be more detestable to see Hillary accept the Democrat nomination for President than witness another session of Al and Tipper Gore swapping spit.
In my humble opinion, Michael Jackson has overdone it with putting White-Out on his face. If he ever again wants to convince anyone he’s black he’ll have to carry a shoe shine box for identification.
In my humble opinion, the difference between Rosie O’Donnell and Holland is, in the dikes in one you put your finger in the hole, and the other one you have to use your fist.
In my humble opinion, working in the Clinton White House is something anyone with class would delete from her résumé.
In my humble opinion, NASA should launch a satellite to sterilize the entire Moslem world electromically. All in favor say “Zap!”
In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton developed his winning ways at politics in Arkansas by cheating herds of sheep at poker. I’m convinced Roger Clinton has a better shot at Mount Rushmore than brother Bill.
In my humble opinion, if Sandy Berger had been the National Security Advisor of Toyland, Mr. Barnaby and the boogey men would have eaten everybody alive. At any event, Sandy Berger shoving incriminating things down his pants is at least a welcome change from Bill Clinton taking incriminating things out of his pants.
In my humble opinion, there is not now, nor will there ever be any group of people who have in no way distinguished themselves that do not hesitate to call themselves “the All-Stars”.
In my humble opinion, Hillary Clinton has had a profound influence on the U.S. Senate. As a gesture of deference to her the male members of the Senate urinate sitting down.
In my humble opinion, Ethiopia owes its survival as a nation to the fact that Bill Clinton never offered to help it survive a nation.
In my humble opinion, the difference between the Bush White House and the Clinton White House is the current First Lady is a lady.
In my humble opinion, some hip-hop haberdasher should tell us whether those baggy bottoms they wear in the Inner City are short long pants or long short pants – and what is the proper amount of underwear that should show over the top to make them fashionably grotesque.
In my humble opinion, adult entertainment is neither “adult” nor “entertainment”. Let’s stick to the term “Lewinsky”.
In my humble opinion, it went unreported but that foul smell they experienced aboard the space shuttle turned out to be an Arab stowaway. “Houston we’re got a problem. How do we open the windows in this thing?”
In my humble opinion, America is over-civilized and that is its most dangerous vulnerability.
In my humble opinion, the essence of psychiatry is that everything that could possibly mean anything means something else. It doesn’t get any deeper than that. Period.
In my humble opinion, Bush’s immigration policy will lead to Organized Baseball to establishing a franchise called The Washington Wetbacks
In my humble opinion, America’s national security can only be measured in increments of dead Muslims.
In my humble opinion, it is almost impossible to rehabilitate criminals. It is totally impossible to rehabilitate liberal judges.
In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton will know he’s over the hill when his dreams start to go dry.
In my humble opinion, Gentlemen’s Quarterly should refer to Kofi Annan as “that well-dressed anti-Semite-about-town”.
In my humble opinion, they should bring some of those illegal aliens to New Orleans to teach the residents how to wade illegally.
In my humble opinion, the mainstream media doesn’t tell us much because it doesn’t know much.
and this …
In my humble opinion, today is the perfect day to annihilate all of Islam. Tomorrow it may be a lot less fun.
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Arkansas Virgin: A girl who can outrun her father and her brothers.
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Well done!"NASA should launch a satellite to sterilize the entire muslim world electromagnetically."Not a bad idea.
"America needs more Mexicans like minks need Viagra."
Given the choice between Mexicans and Muslims, pass me the tequila.
You've already had enough. I'm calling you a cab. ;-)
Call me whatever you want. Just don't call me late for supper.
Now check out the archives on the link!
Great offering, Norm. Stay well.............FRegards
.............FRegards
Bary,
Your corroboration is very valuable to me. Thank you.
Norm
My pleasure, Norm. Stay well, pally..........Barry/gonzo
Bump............FRegards
"In my humble opinion, America’s national security can only be measured in increments of dead Muslims. "
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