Katie Couric Fires Reporter, Hires Her (liberal) Doctor

News Max ^ | Sept. 13, 2006 | NewsMax.com Staff

[CFC__VRWC]

I am doing everything I can right now to keep from howling in laughter and bringing my co-workers running to see what's the matter!

[Labyrinthos]

"I got fired because I'm perkier than Katie! "

You've got that right! (Laby doing his best Kat fight growl.)

[FormerACLUmember]

LOL! Today is just full of good news!

Air America DOA!

[Snardius]

The new face is Dr. Jonathan LaPook, a Manhattan gastroenterologist who helped arrange an on-camera colonoscopy for Couric

Brown noser...

[dennisw]

 

She's a fox so she's gone gone gone........

 

Elizabeth Kaledin

(CBS)

(CBS) Elizabeth Kaledin was named a CBS News correspondent, based in New York, in November 1996. She covers the medical beat for the CBS EVENING NEWS and contributes to many other CBS News broadcasts.

Previously, Kaledin was a correspondent for CBS NEWSPATH, the CBS News affiliate service (1994-97). While there, she covered the crash of TWA flight 800, the 1996 Republican National Convention and Bob Dole on election night, the Oklahoma City bombing, Pope John Paul's 1996 visit to the United States and the O.J. Simpson criminal trial, among many stories...........

[SampleMan]

"The thing I’d feel most comfortable saying, which is the truth, is that I am heartbroken by the loss of my job and have spent 20 years working to get to this point, only to be replaced by someone with no journalistic experience only because he’s a doctor,”

She needs to get over it. Katie got the anchor position just because she's "perky". Where did she get the idea that the MSM is a meritocracy?

[GQuagmire]

Cat Fight(Meow!)

[tcrlaf]

ROTFLMAO!!

BUTTGATE-Growing Legs!!

[SampleMan]

The great thing is how tense Katie is while reading her teleprompter. More rigid than a POW or hostage reading into the camera....

Excellent observation. Is she blinking her eyes in Morse code?

[Ladysmith]

Yep, head to FoxNews. This could be a blessing in disguise for her.

[weegee]

Media Schadenfreude and Media Shenanigans PING

Dr. LaPook is the son-in-law of Norman Lear, creator of CBS hits "All in the Family” and "Maude,” and has contributed tens of thousands of dollars to Democratic candidates.

[T'wit]

LaPookaracha, LaPookaracha,
Ya no puede caminar;
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Marijuana que fumar.

Ya murio LaPookaracha,
Ya la llevan a enterrar,
Entre cuatro zopilotes
Y un raton de sacristan.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Katie hired Cornholio?

[wagglebee]

E! was reporting just yesterday how great her ratings were. Don't they keep up on a weekly basis?

They probably wrote the reports in June. The story was ALWAYS going to be how great Katie's ratings were. News doesn't need to be true anymore, it just needs to follow a predetermined script.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

HOw soon till Katie has Tom Cruise on trying to boost her ratings?

[tcrlaf]

I'm waiting for the Headline:

"BUTTGATE GETTING LARGER"

[Myrddin]

The guy's name is LaPook and he's a GI doc? Geez. Doesn't get any better than that.

My dad was XO at the 32nd St Naval Station (1970-1977). He cringed at having to contact family members of a deceased service member. Why? The Navy had a contract with Goodbody Mortuary.

I also attended school with a young lady name Kathy Nutz. Her dad was a dentist. His name? Speedy Nutz. It was all I could do to hold my composure when I first learned that at a party hosted at her house.

I think Katie's tenure will be short in that position. She's fallen to 3rd place after a week even with all the weeks of hype.

[SerpentDove]

I can see why Katie fired her. She's a cutie-pie, and by comparison Couric looks like the ugly step-sister.

[04-Bravo]

There was a great comedy skit on the old SNL, where an all-male panel discussed women's issues. Garrett Morris, a member of the panel, said he preferred women with big butts, the kind of butt you could whack with a car antennae.

I don't plan on ever watching the CBS news. But I would tune in to watch Garrett Morris whack Katie in the butt with a car antennae. Dr. LaPoke could describe the event in medical terms.

[lilylangtree]

I can just hear it now: "ooh, pookie, my head just positivly hurts with all this information coming at me!"