"You've got it Unrep...and you will find my definition of torture a little more vague than current PC. If they leave with all their appendages......"
Well, I'm not about to criticize my people for doing their job as they see appropriate, and I'll be more than happy to back 'em up until the last cat gets hung.
PC?
If I had a contract that paid me a million dollars a minute for political correctness, I wouldn't take home enough in a year to make change for a plugged nickel.
BTW, if they manage to leave with all their appendages, do we get extra credit if they're still attached? Or only if still attached AND functional?
I was actually thinking more about some on-site research into the shark and barracuda population........I recall seeing some awfully big Tiger Sharks in the Gulf back in the day.
That kind of forward thinking will be the hallmark of my administration.