No, don't you know the REAL story? Bush wanted to be a wartime president, so his oil cronies paid off bin Laden to start work on 9/11. There is a secret tape Michael Moore has that shows the President insisting to binnie that the plane headed for the White House would be shot down by our own fighter jets.
And he gave Sandy Burglar the date rape drug while in the archives, and while he was passed out, stuffed documents into Sandy's socks. It's so obvious.
Oh yeah, why didn't I figure that out? It's all clear now. Thanks.