A few years back a study was done( with your tax money), to find out how much methane was coming from cattle. They found the leading cause of global warming( before the SUV was the bain of civilization) was cow farts. They measured the frequency and duration of cow farts and came up with a figure that was greater than the emissions from a volcano eruption every day. There was discussion of cow diapers, but by that time I was crying too hard to continue.
Just imagine, cow farts, Mexican farts, German farts, dog farts, whale farts, people in nursing home farts that take iron every day, Jeeeze, we're all going to die!
Suicide by fart! OMG!