Excuse Me, Senator Kerry, Your Qualifications, Please?

GOPUSA.com ^ | By Frank Salvato

[shankbear]

Kerry. Why don't you shut your bung hole mouth. Man what a POS.

[golfisnr1]

Do you know he served in Vietnam?

[_Jim]

Is this the same Kerry who met Ortega?

[Boazo]

But, if left to his devices, he would inadvertently sell-out the security of this country for his inability to see the danger presented, so as to achieve the seat of power, if only for a brief moment before the Mujahideen kicked down the Oval Office door and terminated his victory with an AK-47 round to the forehead. At least there's a happy ending.

[uncbob]

He alluded to the notion that the continuous bombardment of the American people with negative news by the mainstream media --

Bush and his spokespeople should get on this fact over and over

[baiamonte]

What's a john kerry?

[Bommer]

"Budgets are strained by record deficits, while critical needs, from homeland security to Katrina rebuilding go unaddressed..." I

Easily fixed. Defund 100% the Big Dig sinkhole and give it to New Oreleans Kerry you botox injected pnssy!

[irishtenor]

I had heard that he was wounded in Vietnam. Is this true?

[digger48]

[Iam1ru1-2]

"Do you know he served in Vietnam?"

And did you know he went into Cambodia on Christmas Eve, watching Budhists and Hindus celebrating Christmas?

[irishtenor]

See John Kerry (who was in Vietnam) play with his balls. See him kick his balls. See him catch his balls. John Kerry (who was in Vietnam) is an athlete.

[Iam1ru1-2]

"What's a john kerry?"

Have you heard of Benedict Arnold? Same-same.

[AmericaUnited]

One 'botox injected pnssy' coming right up...

[digger48]

He musta been so much better with a gun. That whole 3 Purple Hearts in 3 months with nothing more than a band-aid -needed- thingy. Few men can claim THAT! (without lying through their wife-bought teeth)

[Iam1ru1-2]

"I had heard that he was wounded in Vietnam. Is this true?"

Yes it's true. He was reaching for his roach which fell out of his hand into the barrel of his rifle, and accidentally shot his frontal lobe, lobotomizing himself, and hasn't been the same ever since.

[60Gunner]

I repose in the knowledge that Kerry will spend an eternity in hell having his head ripped off and his windpipe used for a urinal by every American he betrayed, forever and ever amen.

[Iam1ru1-2]

So....A Jack Ass and a Jack Rabbit have identical facial features.

[Boazo]

What's a john kerry? Same thing as a commode or, toilet.

[TheRobb7]

"Excuse Me, Senator Kerry, Your Qualifications, Please?"

Leftwing reply: "Of course he's qualified. He served in Vietnam."

My response: "OK, let me get this straight: Getting your @$$ handed to you by the NVA 30 years ago qualifies him to criticize the President's Iraq strategy?"

Who knew?.............