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Sleeping sex ruled illegal
Calgary Sun ^
| 8-24-06
| Kevin Martin
Posted on 08/25/2006 11:40:00 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Snickering Hound
Sleeping sex ruled illegalWell, guys, we're gonna have to figure out how much alcohol it takes to get a woman to sleep with us without making her pass out. Seems like that gives us about 2/3rds of a drink for an error margin.
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:55:31 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(This tagline has been photoshopped)
To: Graybeard58
As long as Alberta is awake you can.
The name Alberta conjures up thoughts of a beautiful landscape or an ugly woman.
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:55:59 PM PDT
by
July 4th
(A vacant lot cancelled out my vote for Bush.)
To: El Oviedo
I bet you these judges had no sex experience at all. It's all in their minds. What a pity!We need to send the penis pump judge over there to straighten them out.
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:56:25 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(This tagline has been photoshopped)
To: wallcrawlr
When I was in college a girl and I went back to her place after sufficient drinking and a doobie. After getting properly undressed and under the covers, when I was sure I was almost home........ she starts snoring. I locked the door behind me as I left-very disappointed. As if life wasn't already tough enough.
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posted on
08/25/2006 7:10:30 PM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s...you weren't really there.)
To: fanfan
How does the aggrieved partner prove that they were in fact asleep?
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posted on
08/25/2006 7:20:17 PM PDT
by
Fair Go
To: Fair Go
If it's like any other the law, the woman's word would be enough, but the man would be laughed at, and told to go home and get some more.
Equality between the sexes don't you know./s
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posted on
08/26/2006 7:43:28 AM PDT
by
fanfan
To: Snickering Hound
If courts have ruled that stepping into the batters box constitutes consent to be thrown at, doesn't slipping under the covers constitute consent to be groped? If you don't want to be groped someone should sleep on the couch.
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posted on
08/26/2006 7:48:43 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(NYT Headline: 'Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS: Fake But Accurate, Experts Say.')
To: Snickering Hound
What if the partner falls asleep DURING sex? =^D
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posted on
08/26/2006 9:27:01 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: Integrityrocks
This is one sick judge. He would dissent over this argument? "amourous & having sex" are still two different things.I think this goes into case law in Canada. If you don't have permission to touch someone, even your spouse, legally, you are committing assault if you do. Hence, even putting you arm around your wife while she is sleeping (i.e. unable to give consent) is the legal equivalent of walking up to a stranger and punching them in the face. I think it goes back to ultra-liberal feminazis types that believe any male touching of a female is rape in one form or another. THese people get the types of judges they want elected and this is the type of ruling we get stuck with. Heck, some of these types think a legal contract should be signed before sex in order to prove consent was given freely by the woman.
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posted on
08/27/2006 2:21:01 PM PDT
by
doc30
(Democrats are to morals what and Etch-A-Sketch is to Art.)
To: Snickering Hound
Well, there goes all the excitement in my life, I can't have sex unless I am asleep.
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posted on
08/28/2006 6:59:45 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(Into Liberal flatulance goes the best hope of the West, and who wants to be a smart feller?)
To: Snickering Hound
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posted on
08/28/2006 7:02:15 PM PDT
by
MikefromOhio
(aka MikeinIraq - Go Bucks!!!)
To: Snickering Hound
There goes my red neck foreplay move "Honey, u-wake?"
To: 1riot1ranger; al baby; albee; Argh; beaureguard; bedolido; Bella_Bru; beyond the sea; CholeraJoe; ..
OMG one of the funniest threads ever . . . Salacious Ping List ping!
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posted on
08/28/2006 7:06:04 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
To: Mike Bates
Ah, but given our courts like to reference international law...
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posted on
08/28/2006 7:07:27 PM PDT
by
ican'tbelieveit
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To: Snickering Hound
I had a girlfriend who used to wake me up with a...well, I'll let you use your imagination, but I will say I was happy throughout most of the day, HEHE.
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posted on
08/28/2006 7:09:32 PM PDT
by
phoenix0468
(http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
To: Graybeard58
Oh, Graybeard, you're good, ROFLMAO!!!
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posted on
08/28/2006 7:12:05 PM PDT
by
phoenix0468
(http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
To: -YYZ-
Well...in the old 3/33 AR we'd lace boots on the inebriates hands and tickle their noses.
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posted on
08/28/2006 9:34:41 PM PDT
by
skepsel
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