ACK............remind me to NEVER eat at you house and should you come to eat at mine, I'll slather your portion with South African Peri-Peri sauce, which is hotter than ANYTHING you've EVER eaten. :-)
Hey, bud... I got some scratch-built lasagna that I cooked this evening. My wife lets me near the stove every once in awhile. A six-layer monster guaran-damn-teed to clog your arteries in three bites. And I got a nice bottle of red to go with it.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.