'It is Impossible to Destroy Hezbollah'

zaman ^ | 08.05.2006 | Foreign News Desk

[Old Student]

"Therefore, in my brutal and totally un-politically correct opinion, the only way to end this once and for all is to destroy the radical muzzies and their infrastructure.

Just like you destroy an ant colony."

I'm not a fan of the idea that we should destroy all Muslims, since I've known quite a few good people who are Muslim, but I've no problem at all with destroying Islamofacists, like Al-Qaeda & Hezbollah. Heck, Israel may be doing us a favor in Iraq, as some of the crazies there may be going to help Hezbollah. As long as we (or Israel) can kill enough of them, it's all good to me.

Sort of the way I deal with ant colonies: if they invade my house, they get wiped out. If they stay out in the yard, where they belong and have a useful purpose, I'm happy to let them live.

[upchuck]

I'm not a fan of the idea that we should destroy all Muslims, since I've known quite a few good people who are Muslim...

I'm not a fan of that either. That's why I carefully wrote "radical muzzies" in my reply.

I've no problem with peace loving Muslims who are willing to live and let live. It's their radical, "kill the infidel" brethren that are problem.

[Old Student]

"I've no problem with peace loving Muslims who are willing to live and let live. It's their radical, "kill the infidel" brethren that are problem."

I think that means we both need our asbestos undies, then! ;)

RE your tagline, libs are almost all undiagnosed cases of Tourette's. The version called "coprolalia." Although some of them have the tics, too.

[Vision]

This guy is being dramatic. When you find one, place him face down on the ground and shoot him in the head.

[upchuck]

That tag line is borrowed from American Quilter who included it in a reply to a thread. I read that and thought it would make an appropriately compassionate tag line :)

Asbestos undies are a standard part of my wardrobe ;)

[RichInOC]

'It is Impossible to Destroy Hezbollah'

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[Old Student]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Even if we can't kill it, if we can make it bleed enough, it'll die. Just keep chopping at it until it bleeds to death!

[Old Student]

You have good taste in stolen taglines!

[pabianice]

Perhaps. But leaving them with just rocks and sticks is a good start.

[McGavin999]

Nonesense. Hizballah can be destroyed completely if the world community gets together to kill it. They are known as a charitable agency, that needs to stop. Instead, the Lebanese government should be the one giving out help to those who have been displaced (that will strengthen the government). It needs to be exposed how Hizballah forced innocent families to stay in dangerous conditions they need to be exposed for what they truely are.

[Lion Den Dan]

"Hezbollah can only be disarmed by a comprehensive agreement"

If one understands that Islam is not a religion of peace but a religion of submission, then the minister is correct. Beat the Islamic SOBs so hard that they comprehensively agree to submit, then keep them that way.

[upchuck]

You have good taste in stolen taglines!

Thanks. And, are you accusing me of being a thief? No so. That tag line was borrowed with permission :)

See replies 6, 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13 here.

[Old Student]

no, I tend to call it "theft" even with permission. As in "I know a good idea when I steal one!" I've got a "stolen" tagline saved for future use myself, despite having received permission to use it. I'd have to search my own posts to find the link where I was told I could use it, to prove I hadn't actually stolen it without permission (and to properly attribute it, for that matter).

"Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period"

I'm a (sometimes) school teacher, and I've spent years telling the kids I work with that there are ways to say what you mean without using unacceptable (or unapproved) language. If I can spread it around enough, maybe the language will get a little more colorful without also being profane, blasphemous, and scatological.

I did (I think) create one of my own, however.

"Fecal matter is a naturally occurring substance."

It is freely available to all, as I've been handing it out to high school students for several years.

[upchuck]

"Fecal matter is a naturally occurring substance."

Fecal matter happens.

To me, that is more penetrating than the usual usage.

But, of course, that's only because everyone has heard the usual usage :)

I also have a library of tag lines waiting to be used. Several email friends contribute regularly.

[mad_as_he$$]

Try UN1557.

[AmericaUnited]

Yes, hence the sarcasm.

[hinckley buzzard]

This pathetic fellow sounds like a combination of Israel's answer to Jimmugh Carter, and the State Department. Thoroughly misguided and incompetent from start to finish. Israel can at least thank God he's the "former" foreign minister.

[Gritty]

"I hope we will all come to our senses soon and deal with our problems in a civilized manner" - Shlomo Ben Ami, August 6, 2006

"Now that we have got past it (the Czechoslovakia Sudetenland problem, which we settled in Munich), I feel that it may be possible to make further progress along the road to sanity" - Neville Chamberlain, October 3, 1938

[mad_as_he$$]

:-)