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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: King Prout

Seen this?


421 posted on 08/01/2006 10:43:48 AM PDT by houeto
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To: pookie18

Seen this?


422 posted on 08/01/2006 10:45:37 AM PDT by houeto
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To: houeto

Yes, last week, but just picked up one for later this week...thanks!


423 posted on 08/01/2006 10:58:26 AM PDT by pookie18 ([Hillary Rotten] Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!)
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To: dangus

I'm getting a red x on your image. In case your question is re my reference, it is to the 2 year old TV series "Lost" on ABC.


424 posted on 08/01/2006 10:59:19 AM PDT by La Enchiladita (Make your choice and save your tears....AM YISRAEL CHAI!)
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To: Caramelgal
"Why is it that I find myself so strangely attracted to men with crew cuts, white button down shirts, pocket protectors, skinny ties and thick rimmed glasses sitting in front of big main frame terminals?"


Well...When the goods are odd, the odds are good.
425 posted on 08/01/2006 11:02:08 AM PDT by WolfRunnerWoman (Communism isn't dead, it's just regrouping)
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To: DollyCali; StarCMC; All

Bump! Funny stuff :)


426 posted on 08/01/2006 11:11:15 AM PDT by Gucho
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To: Roscoe Karns

427 posted on 08/01/2006 11:14:15 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (This is no time for bleeding hearts, pacifists, and appeasers to prevail in free world opinion.)
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To: beachn4fun

I did see this, beachie, it's great!

Thanks and (((hugs))).


428 posted on 08/01/2006 11:17:37 AM PDT by La Enchiladita (Make your choice and save your tears....AM YISRAEL CHAI!)
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To: GretchenM

ping

Your nodes will be tingling!!


429 posted on 08/01/2006 11:49:12 AM PDT by gentlestrength
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To: Mr. Silverback; All
Thanks for all the great comments!!
430 posted on 08/01/2006 12:11:12 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: humblegunner

LOL

And how come I didn't get pinged to this riot?!


431 posted on 08/01/2006 12:25:57 PM PDT by RikaStrom (The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
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To: Roscoe Karns; gentlestrength

RK, thanks for the inventive thread (and with such great photos -- just like a real Ann Coulter thread for those who insist on accompanying pictures, particularly applicable since it was an "I luv Ann Coulter"-ite who flew into the mosquito zapper);

gentle strenth, thanks for the ping. ;-)


432 posted on 08/01/2006 5:19:54 PM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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To: Admin Moderator
Now that we plainly see you are talking to yourself, it begs the question: do you need a new troll to analyze / dispatch?
433 posted on 08/01/2006 5:29:39 PM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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To: dynachrome

Is that what a SWAT cat looks like?


434 posted on 08/01/2006 5:31:15 PM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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To: MotleyGirl70; driftdiver
For driftdiver's future use:
435 posted on 08/01/2006 5:33:39 PM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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To: Jet Jaguar; allen08gop

Or, click "Bookmark" located after the stuff included atop the thread and before the first reply, follow the prompts, and the thread (this one, any one) will be on your FR home page (you can rename it by deleting the current name and typing in your own title). To access it after that, go to your home page, click "Links" and go to the thread you want. Example below.

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KEYWORDS: CLASSICTHREADS; FUNNYTHREADS; HUMOR; ILOVEWILLIEGREEN; MDM; SPORKWEASAL; SPORKWEASEL; SPORKWEASELROTBRAIN; VIKINGKITTIES; VIKINGSPORKWEASELS; VK; ZOT; ZOTMEAGAIN; ZOTMEBABY; ZOTMEPLEASE; ZOTZOT; ZOTZOTZOT; Click to Add Keyword



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436 posted on 08/01/2006 5:48:19 PM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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To: snugs; MJY1288; Miss Marple; Howlin

Did you see this?


437 posted on 08/01/2006 5:49:57 PM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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To: GretchenM

I like that. I think I'll save that gif for the next time I need it :)


438 posted on 08/01/2006 6:02:06 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70 (Happy Birthday to my kitty Lainey. She's one-year old today :)
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To: La Enchiladita

It was a photo of Jenna "Dharma" Elfman.


439 posted on 08/01/2006 6:17:10 PM PDT by dangus
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To: GretchenM

Why thank you, that is pretty cool.


440 posted on 08/01/2006 6:45:18 PM PDT by driftdiver
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