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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Interested? I laughed like a dang hyena!


381 posted on 07/31/2006 11:10:55 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFLMAO!!! ;-D


382 posted on 07/31/2006 11:11:40 PM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: MarkL

Pinging me!


383 posted on 07/31/2006 11:14:46 PM PDT by MarkL (When Kaylee says "No power in the `verse can stop me," it's cute. When River says it, it's scary!)
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To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
Don't miss this one... a FReeper classic! :o)

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.

384 posted on 07/31/2006 11:16:39 PM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: Mr. Silverback

True! LOL


385 posted on 07/31/2006 11:22:38 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Oh, this one is SO bookmarked!


386 posted on 07/31/2006 11:31:57 PM PDT by Rocky (.)
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To: don-o

He/She was kidding.


387 posted on 07/31/2006 11:32:48 PM PDT by daybreakcoming
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To: Roscoe Karns

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!


388 posted on 07/31/2006 11:34:02 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: driftdiver
Didn't think I was nasty.

You weren't. Some just didn't "get it". Carry on and forget about it.

389 posted on 07/31/2006 11:39:13 PM PDT by daybreakcoming
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To: Mr. Silverback
Another classic from Roscoe! I started laughing like a hyena when I hit "left nostril."

So did I! Thanks so much for the ping, Mr. Silverback. ;-D

390 posted on 07/31/2006 11:42:17 PM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: Fawnn

I already have this in my favorites file..It is fun! Thanks!


391 posted on 07/31/2006 11:45:00 PM PDT by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Roscoe - I was late getting here but got to tell you I am not accustomed to roaring with laughter in the middle of the night nor is my family accustomed to it. :o)

Thanks for the fun you created and inspiring so many good comebacks from FReepers.

392 posted on 07/31/2006 11:53:09 PM PDT by daybreakcoming
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To: Roscoe
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Thank you for your contined service to our country, Ralph. Do you use the defliberating transmogrifier here too?

393 posted on 08/01/2006 12:06:49 AM PDT by gentlestrength
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To: Fawnn

Thanks for the ping.


394 posted on 08/01/2006 1:48:29 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: bentfeather

You're welcome!


395 posted on 08/01/2006 2:10:47 AM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

You're insane.

I like that.


396 posted on 08/01/2006 2:30:17 AM PDT by RaceBannon (Innocent until proven guilty: The Pendleton 8)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Great job!

I always wanted to know what the mods hideout looked like and how they operated.

8->


397 posted on 08/01/2006 3:26:23 AM PDT by beachn4fun (FReeper Canteen ~ Here for our Troops, Allies, and their families 24/7/365.)
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To: gentlestrength
I'm back here.

I had to replace some tubes on my Internet Vista Viewer.

It was a close call but the green eye is glowing brightly again.

398 posted on 08/01/2006 3:57:13 AM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: Roscoe Karns; lysie; stopem; LUV W; pookie18; Gucho; RockinRight; pcottraux; ...
This is Outrageous!!!!!!

and I LOVE IT!

399 posted on 08/01/2006 4:59:57 AM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: DollyCali

lol.


400 posted on 08/01/2006 5:02:51 AM PDT by lysie ("Lowering the price to be paid by aggressors virtually guarantees more aggression." Dr. Sowell)
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