After holding out for years I finally got cable tv a couple of weeks ago. I kept hearing about this guy Shep Smith. I have now seen him and have the following comments to make to him regarding his report today about his interviews with young, Israeli soldiers:
Shep, you DUMMY, of course they are going to say that the fighting is horrible. They are 18 years old and have never seen war before!
Shep, you IDIOT, of course they are going to say that Hezbollah is fighting hard. They are 18 years old and don't know what hard fighting is!
Shep, you MORON, I saw you ducking a week ago when the rockets came buzzing in! Did you think that ducking was going to lessen the effects of a 100 pound explosive? You looked like a complete ROOKIE! Have you never been in the military or battle?
Shep, you DUMBOX, go back to shining shoes or McDonald's.....whatever menial job you had before you became a reporter!
( No insult or offense intended toward shoe-shine boys or McDonald's hamburger flippers. )
Hi, El Gran. I hope you find some more worthwhile viewing to make your cable inevestment pay off. Really, because this Sheppy has lost his mind ... if he ever had one.
Although, I was thinking he was outsmarted by his interviewees --- which probably happens often --- because their answers sort of reminded me of baseball players being interviewed before a game with an arch rival. They act all in awe of the opposing team, their mighty pitcher, their batting averages, etc. But it turns out it's all psyops, cuz then they go out and kill the other guy.
Another thing, Shepster wants to know if they're scared cuz he sure as heck is.
Oh bless you my child. Does this mean you missed his Katrina show?