[Darkwolf377]

JUAN: Ummm...Rosa honey, I can't. The gringos have filled da river with Alligators. But they aren't regular alligators....they are on fire, and they try to rape you. Jose came back from the river yesterday and he was burned really bad, and the gator had chewed off his arm and he was raped by the gator too. And today he is screaming with pain whenever he tries to pee.... I think the gator had the clap.

I have found my Karl Rove.

[Stoat]

I have found my Karl Rove.
 

(((BLUSHING)))))

Too bad the cloning sciences are not further along than they are.  If we could keep cloning a new Karl Rove from his original DNA every 20 years or so, we could ensure that the War On Terror would be continued til completion and our nation could count on having a good President in the White House forever.