[Bryan24]

This is what we see in all the textbooks, you know, the textbooks that tell us we descended from apes.

This is an ape.

So, how was my "deep, deep misunderstanding of the theory of evolution" so far off?

Yeah, I know your answer. They decended from a common ancestor 3.5 million years ago.

"Lucy" and that ape look just alike, at least comapred to the blonde.

So, I'm waiting on you to tell me how we got from there to here.

[Junior]

Nope, that's what you see at the BBC and MSNBC websites. You are basically taking dramatists as your source?

Lucy looked like an australopithecus, not a gorilla. I'm not sure where you've gotten your comic-book view of human evolution, but it's obvious you've come to rely upon that rather than actually going out and doing a lick of research.

Finally, we got "from there to here" (notwithstanding your complete ignorance of where "there" is) by minor modifications to existing structures over generations.

[Stultis]

"Lucy" and that ape look just alike, at least comapred to the blonde.

So, I'm waiting on you to tell me how we got from there to here.

"Paging Jenny, paging Ms JennyP. Please pickup the white courtesy phone..."

I believe we have a questionnaire candidate.