Posted on 06/28/2006 11:10:04 AM PDT by presidio9
Cologne is for guidos. Period.
(Denny Crane: "Every one should carry a gun strapped to their waist. We need more - not less guns.")
You stink. : )P
"Hi Karate"
what is old is new again...
The animals at the Audubon Zoo?
perfect woman lure, a fat wallet.
LOL - shoulda bought Stetson!
an asthma attack AND a migrain. that stuff is disgusting.
That guy looks like Forrest Griffin of the UFC.
"Nothing wrong with a nice scent. Davidoff's Cool Water is my cologne of choice, and believe me, it has gotten more than a handful of compliments from females. "
I put on some Bulgari in preparation to taking the wife out to dinner, and never got out of the house.
"As a female I prefer the smell of the AXE body washes over the cologne."
My wife bought some for me. I like it. Very mild.
Lucky wife ;)
Unilever's Axe is now the best-selling body spray. According to Yahoo! Finance, the British-based company had sales of nearly $74.7 billion in 2005
They shove those numbers in there like they're really relevant to the story.
I doubt that “Axe” represents a very significant portion of those sales numbers. Unilever product lines include Dove soap, Lipton Tea, Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, Birdseye vegetables, Bertolli olive oil, Hellman’s mayonaisse, Knorr, Vaseline, Slim Fast, Wish-bone, etc.
That's like saying Bucky Dent had a great career as a home run hitter, since the Yankees have over 11,000 home runs in their franchise history.
yes it does!
we even use fragrance (and other crap) free soap here :D
so is patton ... thus it's banned.
aw heck, it even bothers me so it's definately pretty awful stuff :(
You mean sex sells????
Who would have guessed it!
/sarcasm
Cologne sprayed directly on the body is too strong. If it has to be used at all, it should be as a nuance.
At the risk of introducing an unpleasant mental image, I will note that the proper way for a man to apply spray cologne is to remove his shirt, spritz a cloud of the product into the air, and walk through the cloud.
Don't forget to put on that shirt again.
The plan consists of me getting slowly bald and fat.I also tell her the same old stories and jokes she has heard for years and years.
So far it seems to be working.I would be afraid to try some "super-women attracting" cologne.Imagine what I would have to do to keep her off me,then?
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