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It has begun. Monkeys join forces with bulls to terrorize humanity.
Sydney Morning Herald ^
| 6/27/06
Posted on 06/27/2006 8:52:13 AM PDT by dead
A monkey rides a bull in a bizarre twist on bullfighting at the Santa Ana
festival in Nindiri City, Nicaragua. Photo: Reuters
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: monkeyonhisback; smellslikechat
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There is little hope for mankind now.
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posted on
06/27/2006 8:52:15 AM PDT
by
dead
To: dead
"It's a madhouse! A madhouse!!!!"
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posted on
06/27/2006 8:53:09 AM PDT
by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: dead
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posted on
06/27/2006 8:54:14 AM PDT
by
Thrusher
("...there is no peace without victory.")
To: dead
Shhh.
Don't nobody tell them Killer Bees.
To: dead
"Get your stinking ass off me, you damned dirty ape!"
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posted on
06/27/2006 8:54:47 AM PDT
by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: dead
Soon they shall be our masters.
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posted on
06/27/2006 8:54:51 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
To: dead
Whew, what a short conflict that was! Humanity wins again!
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posted on
06/27/2006 8:55:35 AM PDT
by
xrp
(Fox News Channel: MISSING WHITE GIRL NETWORK)
To: dead
You have missed the point. Mounting is more proof of homosexuality in the animal world.
To: dead
We should probably break the bad news to
Frank J ASAP. His worst fears are confirmed.
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posted on
06/27/2006 8:56:16 AM PDT
by
JamesP81
To: dead
But this is nothing compared to what Bush is doing on our borders!
(Hey, you knew it was coming.)
10
posted on
06/27/2006 8:59:39 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
To: dead
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posted on
06/27/2006 9:00:05 AM PDT
by
Godzilla
(You are just jealous that the Voices speak to me.)
To: dead
It was The Army of the 12 Monkeys
12
posted on
06/27/2006 9:00:33 AM PDT
by
edpc
(What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly - Thomas Paine, American Crisis)
To: atomicpossum; dead; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day
I, for one, welcome our new overlords.
To: dead
I for one welcome our bull riding monkey overlords.
To: Hap; Bacon Man
Holy f*ck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh, sh*t, it understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? What if they're creating an army of them? Holy sh*t. It must be a conspiracy like in "The X-Files" . . . Roswell style! This little monkey could be the f*ckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey - the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey f*cks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super-smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry, "You maniacs! Damn youse! G*ddamn youse all to hell!"
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posted on
06/27/2006 9:04:27 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(We all know power corrupts, yet we all want electricity.)
To: Xenalyte
"we won't spank the monkey - the monkey will spank us."
I wasn't even supposed to be here today!
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posted on
06/27/2006 9:08:58 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: dead
Laughing my @ss off!
Freeping funny!
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posted on
06/27/2006 9:12:00 AM PDT
by
Freedom_Fighter_2001
(When money is no object - it's your money they're talking about)
To: dead
I didn't know Helen Thomas could ride a bull!!
To: dead
This thread gets my vote for highest density of humor per word! :)
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posted on
06/27/2006 9:16:29 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
To: dead
A harmless circus chimp named Caesar takes his first bull ride in the annual human rodeo round up.
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