To: Mr. Brightside
Good grief, poor man. The whole front range is a lightning magnet, and Colorado Springs, where I live, is particularly bad. We're behind only Orlando, FL for the highest number of lightning strikes per year. More years than not, at least one golfer is killed by lightning strikes. "Lookit that thunderstorm! Hey, hand me my 5-iron, willya?"
5 posted on
06/22/2006 11:36:20 AM PDT by
American Quilter
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To: American Quilter
"Lookit that thunderstorm! Hey, hand me my 5-iron, willya?" Idiots. Everyone knows that you should use a 1-iron when golfing in a storm.
Even God can't hit a 1-iron!
18 posted on
06/22/2006 11:53:27 AM PDT by
Ignatz
(quoting Freeper cyborg: "The lay teachers could not make hands of some girls.")
To: American Quilter
"Lookit that thunderstorm! Hey, hand me my 5-iron, willya?"No, no, no. Get the 1-iron. Even God can't hit a 1-iron.
32 posted on
06/22/2006 12:04:52 PM PDT by
bruin66
(Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.)
To: American Quilter
When I was a way young steveo we would visit my grandparents in Colorado Springs. I vividly remember the T-storms... Then they moved to Phoenix!
58 posted on
06/22/2006 12:31:56 PM PDT by
steveo
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