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Ann Coulter's cynical swindle (bunched panties alert)
Scripps Howard ^ | 6/20/06 | Paul Campos

Posted on 06/20/2006 7:01:29 PM PDT by pissant

"Writing," observed the French playwright Moliere, "is like prostitution. First you do it for love, then for a few close friends, and then for money."

This aphorism is brought forcefully to mind by the cover of Ann Coulter's latest book, leering at customers from the windows of America's biggest bookstores. As always, the cover features a portrait of the artist as a young tart, blond locks flowing, her size zero little black dress catering to a combination of ideological and erotic perversion that's disturbing to contemplate.

In The New York Times, David Carr doesn't hesitate to label Coulter a literary crack whore, although naturally the editors of that august publication won't allow such an indelicate phrase to appear in its pages. Coulter, Carr suggests, "knows precisely what she is saying" when she says of certain 9/11 widows that she's "never seen people enjoying their husband's death so much."

For Carr, Coulter's habit of making outrageous statements is part of a simple and cynical swindle: say vile things, get lots of publicity for doing so, then sell hundreds of thousands of books as one's reward for performing unnatural intellectual acts on TV.

Prostitution, however, is a tricky business. I can attest that when she was an unknown law student, Coulter said outrageous things all the time, in class, in conversation, and in print. Was she merely laying the groundwork for selling her honor dear? It seems doubtful.

For what it's worth, Coulter's views have always seemed to me to be sincerely held, to the extent that narcissistic borderline personalities can be sincere. Not all writers are prostitutes, but all writers are narcissists, and Coulter appears to represent an especially acute case of someone who writes in order to be at the center of attention (hence the glossy locks and little black dress).

Nevertheless prostitution is everywhere in our society, and indeed the willingness to sell what shouldn't be sold often helps explain what's happening when one tries to interpret otherwise puzzling events.

Consider the drive to get the American Medical Association to redefine "obesity" in a way that will cause 40 percent of America's children to suddenly contract a dreaded disease. The campaign will likely succeed, which means that in September, when the new guidelines are announced, the media will uncritically parrot this ridiculously unscientific claim, leading to yet more hysterical demands that we "think of the children," and do something about this deadly epidemic, immediately if not sooner.

How does this happen? Here's how: The International Obesity Task Force, a drug company lobbying group disguised as an organization of disinterested scientists, has spent the past decade co-opting governmental policy by influencing groups such as the World Health Organization and the Centers for Disease Control.

Recently, a prominent government scientist spent several hours detailing for me how the IOTF is at the forefront of a concerted campaign by the pharmaceutical industry to, as this researcher put it, "soften up" governmental regulatory agencies, in order to get various new weight loss drugs approved.

Ray Moynihan, an Australian academic, makes a similar point in a new article in the British Medical Journal. (Moynihan is the author of the book "Selling Sickness: How Drug Companies Are Turning Us All Into Patients.")

Does this mean every researcher who claims to be concerned about childhood obesity is an intellectual prostitute? Of course not. Even the members of organizations like the IOTF join these groups for complex reasons.

What should not fool us is the eminently respectable facade such groups manage to maintain. We should remember that, whether in science, literature, or life, the great social distance separating streetwalkers from trophy wives doesn't alter the fact that they're all in the same line of work.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: alltherealmengone; anncoulter; annspanties; coulter; dempanties; effeminatewimp; girlymen; godless; leggyblonde; metrosexual; obesity; paulcampos; projection
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To: alecqss
"Coulter is "performing unnatural intellectual acts on TV"!? What's that?"

It's making the liberal intellectual midgets like Matt Lauer look ignorant and stupid. :)
61 posted on 06/20/2006 7:38:44 PM PDT by Jameison
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To: boatbums

All Campos can do is pull out the old Liberal reaction of name-calling. Not one sentence given to refuting the Coulter documented malaise of liberal religion.


62 posted on 06/20/2006 7:39:05 PM PDT by plangent
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To: pissant

This guy writes like a tranvestite hooker.

How in the world do you go from a rant about Ann Coulter to whining about obesity standards and drug companies.

Dude needs some Focusin.


63 posted on 06/20/2006 7:39:31 PM PDT by rwilson99 (Too soon... to forget. See United 93)
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To: rwilson99
"This guy writes like a tranvestite hooker. "

He could be.
He sure sounds like one.
65 posted on 06/20/2006 7:41:35 PM PDT by Jameison
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To: DJ Taylor; pissant
OK, Dude...ruin my concentration for the week.

But she shore is a QT PIE!

The Garden of Eden for Conservapervites...

66 posted on 06/20/2006 7:42:55 PM PDT by Dark Skies
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To: sinkspur

Aren't you watching the game, instead of worrying about Coulter?


67 posted on 06/20/2006 7:43:00 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: pissant
Not all writers are prostitutes, but all writers are narcissists...
What a fruitcake. Plus, with these words, in a column he's written, pot meets kettle. Yeesh.
69 posted on 06/20/2006 7:44:09 PM PDT by AnnaZ (Victory at all costs-in spite of all terror-however long and hard the road may be-for survival)
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To: Jameison

Agreed!:)


70 posted on 06/20/2006 7:44:12 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: pissant
Not all writers are prostitutes, but all writers are narcissists...
What a fruitcake. Plus, with these words, in a column he's written, pot meets kettle. Yeesh.
71 posted on 06/20/2006 7:44:12 PM PDT by AnnaZ (Victory at all costs-in spite of all terror-however long and hard the road may be-for survival)
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To: pissant
"For Carr, Coulter's habit of making outrageous statements is part of a simple and cynical swindle: say vile things, get lots of publicity for doing so, then sell hundreds of thousands of books as one's reward for performing unnatural intellectual acts on TV.

Prostitution, however, is a tricky business. I can attest that when she was an unknown law student, Coulter said outrageous things all the time, in class, in conversation, and in print. Was she merely laying the groundwork for selling her honor dear? It seems doubtful."

I agree with the author's point. Coulter has been saying outrageous things for as long as I've been listening to her, well before her first book. It is the way she is. She doesn't hold back. Like it (and most of the time I do) or not, that's Ann.

72 posted on 06/20/2006 7:45:10 PM PDT by TAdams8591
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To: Paladin2
/"disturbing to contemplate"?

I feel that way about a Hillary! presidency./

Agree with you!

. . .even worse ". . .Campos offers. . .her size zero little black dress catering to a combination of ideological and erotic perversion that's disturbing to contemplate".

Wonder if he ever thought Hillary's black pants suits were 'ideologically disturbing'. .OR an 'erotic perversion'. . .

Think Campos reveals more of himself here than Ann Coulter.

That said. . . he would no doubt deny it. . .but he is dead on for Hillary. . .

73 posted on 06/20/2006 7:46:35 PM PDT by cricket
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To: pissant

I thought the word "prostitute" wasn't in the lefties' vocabulary.

I thought the word they used for that was "exotic dancer".


74 posted on 06/20/2006 7:48:12 PM PDT by Fido969
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To: sinkspur

GO HEAT! (snort)


75 posted on 06/20/2006 7:48:14 PM PDT by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must)
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To: pissant
of that august publication

New York Time an august publication? You ought to be joking me!...august?

The ONLY august publication IMHO is "The Wall Street Journal" period!

New York Times is a rag/fish wrap/bird cage liner etc,etc,etc.

76 posted on 06/20/2006 7:49:57 PM PDT by danmar ("The two most common elements in the Universe is hydrogen and stupidity")
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To: TAdams8591
"I agree with the author's point"?

The "author" has no point.
Unless of course you consider the remark, "Prostitution, however, is a tricky business" as a very deep, profound statement.
77 posted on 06/20/2006 7:51:18 PM PDT by Jameison
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To: BlazingArizona
. . .it's all because liberals, despite their obeisance to feminism, secretly believe that women shouldn't be allowed to be so outspoken.

. . .Liberals do not believe ANYone; who does not share/promote their idiological line.. .deserves to speak.

Look at how they happily lip synch along with Cindy Sheehan. . .or maybe it is the other way around. . .

Oh well. . .so long as these Libs stay on the same page. . .and sing from the same song book. . .

78 posted on 06/20/2006 7:53:34 PM PDT by cricket
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To: Fido969

"I thought the word "prostitute" wasn't in the lefties' vocabulary. I thought the word they used for that was "exotic dancer".

Look, first - it's 2 words. Second, they do use "exotic dancer" to describe a prostitute - they reserve the use of the word "prostitute" apparently to describe an opponent.

...and that's exotic professor to you!


79 posted on 06/20/2006 7:54:02 PM PDT by alecqss
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To: monkeybrau

ROFLMAO!!!


80 posted on 06/20/2006 7:54:49 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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