Posted on 06/20/2006 1:15:59 PM PDT by doug from upland
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Ok Chief.....looking forward to it!!!
um, doesn't ebay tend to zot "gag" sellers like this?
LOL! You should also get into selling bridges and ocean front property!
This is not a gag. I am executing a QUITCLAIM DEED for any interest I have in the property. That is all I purported to sell -- a piece of paper.
Doug... did you get a good commission on this listing?
Are all of the seller's warranties in order?
Thanks
p.s. There appears to be some maintenance issues that need to be addressed in the appraisal. Please get a contractor's estimate to support the documentation...
Read the listing. There are no warranties and the problems were disclosed.
I did not see a Sellers Disclosure Notice in the auction. ROFLMAO!!!!
add me to the ping list, please dfu. :)
This is Iraq. They don't quite have forms like those required in California. I hope the photo and description met the requirements. I wouldn't want someone to try to defile me with a goat or camel for going against their customs and business practices.
Doug... the mortgage broker wants to be sure that he gets his commission....
I would have bought it but the seller did not offer home owner warranty protection, nor would he spring for a termite inspection.
I told him to go blow.
(Denny Crane: "Every one should carry a gun strapped to their waist. We need more - not less guns.")
I found the house on Google Earth after the bombing. Not too far from a highway that goes down into Baghdad
This is for you Doug:
In light of todays events....
The Left's Favorite Things.
Chem-Bio shells filled with sweets and mollases,
Stock-piles of shells dripping rank mustard gasses.
'Splaining away Saddam's weapons that sting,
-These are a few of the Left's favorite things.
Drab Olive shells filled with old neuro-toxins
Portable chemical work stations rockin'
Denying Santorum the news that he brings
These are a few of the Left's favorite things.
Trolling and baiting while surfing with Bhurkas
Tree hugging lemmings in need of some Sherpas
Free-clinic condoms all wrapped up with string.
These are a few of the Left's favorite things.
When Carl Rove bites,
Tony Snow stings,
When I'm feeling glaaaad,
I simply remember the Left's favorite things.
AND THEN I DON'T FEEEEEEEEEL SOOOo BAAAAAAD!!!!
-Tadaaaa!
Well done.
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