The clip of the beating I saw on CNN clearly showed that he was beaten with a foot long ham sandwich from Subway. The soldier giving out the beating was identified as a former fat guy named Jarid.
Or that Jimmy Dean was seen stuffing pork sausages down Zarqawi's mouth and rubbing his body with lard. Those are the kind of lies I wish they would tell: the kind that might have the effect of causing terrorists to think twice about the karma of Jihad.