Did you set it on fire?..........
LOL........
Brings back a memory. Back in the late 50's we had a real swift guy in our northern suburban area of Pittsburgh who was very creative with his bag of poop.
It was a couple days before Halloween....... the kids back then did a little "harmless" trashing of various people's homes for a few days before Halloween. It was found out later that this guy put a bag of poop on HIS OWN front porch, lit it on fire near a large pile of newspapers and other old things on his front porch ......... and thusly burned his own house down for the insurance money. It was a great burn.
Darwin calls ........
;-)