[Oshkalaboomboom]

And it will only increase our persistence in sending them straight to Hell

[madison10]

Uncle Sam vows to help them end it courtesy U.S. of A.

[SIDENET]

"We want to give you the joyous news of the martyrdom of the mujahed sheik Abu Musab al-Zarqawi," said the statement

Their spin is about as lame as the Democrats and MSM. "Joyous news"? Your leader just got his ass blown away! Let's hope for more "joyous news", then.

[Jameison]

"al-Qaida in Iraq Vows to Continue Holy War"

Like all the dumbass Japanese soldiers that "continued to fight the Holy War" in the forests of The Philippines until they were captured just a few years ago?
Their favorite tactic all those years?
Why these brave "warriors" fought the good fight by, wait for it, sneaking onto farms in the middle of the night, and stealing chickens.

[ChadGore]

With all this "Victory through defeat" crap, they sound like democrats.

[Kakaze]

Just about the response I'd expect from those who value death more than life.islam is a cult of death.

Keep lining up 'boys" and we'll keep sending you to your "reward"

[Leatherneck_MT]

I think if this is their attitude, all of them should present themselves unarmed at their nearest US Firebase, bend over in front of a firing squad and kiss their pig loving arses goodbye.

[atomicpossum]

signed by "Abu Abdel- Rahman al-Iraqi," identified as the deputy "emir" or leader of al- Qaida in Iraq.

AKA our new 'Target Alpha.'

[JCEccles]

"We want to give you the joyous news of the martyrdom of the mujahed sheik Abu Musab al-Zarqawi," said the statement

Finally, news I can join the al-Qaeda in celebrating!

Let's make this the first of many more such joyous announcements!

[Perdogg]

I guess one of his aides will be promoted.

[Fruitbat]

I think anyone of us could have written what they'd say before they did.

Nothing to see here folks, move along.

[COBOL2Java]

As a Marine once said: "It's God's job to judge him, it's my job to arrange the meeting!"

[mystery-ak]

...Who mentioned a Holy War?

[appeal2]

AWR, Allah's Waiting Room.

[paudio]

al-Qaida in Iraq Vows to Continue Holy War

To which the Liberal Media Establishment (LaME) responds: we vow to continue helping them until they win!

[CaptRon]

This is interesting because I could swear I heard on FNC this morning that Rahman was killed as well.

[Beckwith]

We want to give you the joyous news

Wow! Talk about spin!

[river rat]

"Holy War?"

Militant Islam is a deadly plague, and Muslims are the sole carriers.

Semper Fi

[DejaJude]

"We want to give you the joyous news of the martyrdom of the mujahed sheik Abu Musab al-Zarqawi," said the statement, signed by "Abu Abdel- Rahman al-Iraqi," identified as the deputy "emir" or leader of al- Qaida in Iraq.

"The death of our leaders is life for us.

This Abu guy has just identified himself as a leader. Hope he really wants that martyrdom cause he's probably gonna get it before long. Meanwhile, lets all Par-tay over this joyous news.

[Raycpa]

It will only increase our persistence in continuing holy war so that the word of God will be supreme," it said.

I don't think he understands why his statment is true.

[uptoolate]

Letter from Usama Bin Ladin:

Greetings my fellow Al-Qaida followers. As your supreme leader in our fight against the enemy, I must inform you that we have lost our dear brother Abu Musab al- Zarqawi. Just to let all who follow the cause, there will be a memorial/celebration service planned in Ramalah this Friday afternoon. We look forward to celebrating the martyrdoom of our dear brother. Now he is rewarded with seven-two virgins.

I urge ALL Al-Qaida supporters to be in attendance, in Ramalah this Friday afternoon. I look forward to seeing you there.

Also, please bring your laptops as I will be passing out a dvd of some of our departed brothers finest moments. It turned out pretty good. It's got that song "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong playing in the background as pictures of him change on the screen. Very touching.

Once again ALL Al-Qaida supporters are commanded to be in Ramalah on Friday afternoon.

Sincerly, UBL, ;-)