Officer: I clocked you travelling at 88 mph in a 65 mph zone. We don't tolerate such flagrant violations of the law in the Great State of XY.
Motorist_1: Sorry officer, but I'm not from here. I was just violating the limits that the residents of XY are no longer willing to violate.
Officer: How long have you been doing this?
Motorist_1: About 6 months.
Officer: Enjoy your visit in XY and speed no more.
Officer: I clocked you travelling at 94 mph in a 65 mph zone. We don't tolerate such flagrant violations of the law in the Great State of XY.
Motorist_2: Sorry officer, but I'm not from here. I was just violating the limits that the residents of XY are no longer willing to violate.
Officer: How long have you been doing this?
Motorist_2: About 5 years.
Officer: Can you prove it?
Motorist_2: Yes, I have a receipt for the purchase of my fake drivers license in April of 2001.
Officer: Very well, enjoy your visit in XY. Put this bumper sticker on your car and you will be free to continue at 94 mph and not get pulled over.
Good post!