"What's really frightening is AuH2O has that stuff memorized and uses it to impress chicks at local bars!"
I don't think that would work very well. : )
My wife absolutely hates it when she sees I'm reading one of my copies of the Almanac (I have the 1994, 1996, 2002, 2004 and 2006 versions), and asks "haven't you finished that book yet?" I explain that it's not exactly the kind of book that you start on page 1 and read all the way to the end, but she says that's even worse, since I will never finish it (and she's right, since it's the equivalent of a dictionary, an encyclopedia or some similar reference book).