Posted on 06/01/2006 8:26:54 PM PDT by Valin
Woo-Hoo!
How long is it going to take to get to the partridges and the pear trees?
They are really going to go all out with the breathless reporting this season. It will make "crying wolf" seem like the good old days.
This whole premise is hysterical. Was it Algores idea?
Katrina actually made landfall much reduced from its Cat5 status, it just stayed organized longer than usual as it worked on in.
This sort of story ought to be embarrassing for those who thought it newsworthy.
i'm kind of hoping for florida to be destroyed by a volcano moving in from the caribbean, roaring through jacksonville, and finally settling outside of atlanta and burying it with lava ... or is it not volcano season yet?
Volcano season doesn't (offically) start until Aug. 19th.
What to do? Where to go?, and Oh my, What's next?.. The dreaded Bird Flu pandemic?! Oh mercy me! What are all our elected officials doing to abate my angst over such weighty matters? I'll just wait right here in jittery timidity for to be rescued. What else can I do?
So is this going to take the place of "24" for the summer?
Oh, the suspense!!!
Stop trying to convince yourself it won't be so bad.
I'm feeling so good right now even Episode 5.1 couldn't depress me.
Did you ever see "Something Awful's" take on hurricane preparedness? It came out the day after Isabel hit, and it was hilarious.
No, I didn't.
The pictures are gone, but the article is still there. I thought it was pretty doggone funny, and I saw it right after we got slammed by Isabel.
Good idea for a daily thread?
Day 2: (looking around, tapping foot) Hmm hmm hmm. Nope, nothing happening today.
I swear, the weather people are positively SALIVATING about possible death and destruction. They'd manufacture the ultimate storm if they could! It's disgusting.
The local guy starts out the weather by pointing to ANY little swirl of clouds in the ocean and says- ' Uh,oh...what's this..?" then waits a bit and says- ' Oh, it's nothing.' Then he proceeds to say people shouldn't get paranoid or worked up till you have to!!
They're the Doom Patrol- especially re. New Orleans. It's as though they can't WAIT for the K.O. punch that wipes the Gulf Coast clean.
Re. Evacuation- Any place you have to be prepared to run from for half the year- and stay gone weeks at a time- is no more than a temporary city.
It kills me to hear people say 'everyplace has bad weather'. Oh really? When was the last million person evacuation for a snowstorm, or an earthquake? I don't think people in Ohio think of August and September as months in which they are most likely to face losing their homes or lives.
The countdown continues...
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