Yup. She's all of those and worse. If I live longer than she, I think I'll go to her funeral...certainly to her grave. I'd like to...er...pay my DISrespects. She'll never know, but it's not all about her. ;-)
Come to think of it, I'll bet that they'll have to leave her grave unmarked.
I have a product from the Crane Company ready to place near her headstone so people can "aim" their tribute to her.