To: Momaw Nadon
Rule #1: Only ever eat foods from your native planet.
(Sorry, Moon Pie fans, this leaves you out. Except, of course . . . )
2 posted on
05/18/2006 6:03:10 AM PDT by
NaughtiusMaximus
(Join me! Every night I pray for Global Warming . (And I think it's beginning to work.))
To: NaughtiusMaximus
Rule #2:
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
4 posted on
05/18/2006 6:08:46 AM PDT by
weegee
(Slowly but surely and deliberately, converativism is being made a thoughtcrime.)
To: NaughtiusMaximus
Rule 1.1 - Do not eat crops grown in "night soil."
Blech
5 posted on
05/18/2006 6:11:23 AM PDT by
edpc
To: NaughtiusMaximus
...MOONBATS! (and Southerners. Where's my RC Cola?)
7 posted on
05/18/2006 6:14:56 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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