Emergency shutdown of all computers at work....A/C went down, net slow all day, crawling to just about stopped. Temps, with multiple fans, 90 and rising in the equipment room. Couldn't print checks.
Come home, NO INTERNET!!! Call.....the "voice" says, "If you are experiencing internet difficulties, unplug the modem, count to 20, and plug it back in". Voila!! Back online.
Off to learn how to make jukeboxes. Back in a bit.