A WHINE FROM THE WUSS OF CAMELOT (first drug rehab--then a presidential run)

NY POST ^ | May 6, 2006 | ANDREA PEYSER

[Liz]

What a wimp.

Even by the exceedingly high standards of scandal pioneered by the House of Kennedy, Rep. Patrick is no JFK.

When he played bumper cars in our nation's capital at 3 in the morning, appearing intoxicated - but later insisting he was just on pills - the shnook was alone.

That is, except for his pathetic bag of excuses and his famous name, which still holds the power to get a guy out of a jam without a Breathalyzer or a body-cavity search.

Let's recap.

Kennedys, you see, never pay for their criminal recklessness. Now that Patrick has declared himself the victim, he's off limits.

"I struggle every day with this disease," he said.

Suckers!

Until now, booze, drugs and females were as inseparable on any cursed Kennedy evening as Teddy, a bottle and a missed bridge. I guess after Teddy's fateful drive into the drink at Chappaquiddick, sane women have soured on driving with a Kennedy.

[Liz]

.......he was just on pills....

Yeah, sure. Powdered pills that come in little glassine envelopes that you lay out in lines, and sniff with a gold straw.

All the bleeding heart libs are happy---now that Patrick "took responsibility" and is going to rehab, this will open the door to a presidential run.

[Darkwolf377]

I used to live in Providence, and there were STORIES about patches that suggest that if he wasn't alone in that car, he wouldn't have been with someone like Mary Jo. If you catch my drift.

What a wuss indeed.

[Grendel9]

The media is full of
the retracted coverup
statements of two days
ago. Everyone knows the
favorite Kennedy ploy is:
"Deny! Deny! Deny!
Luckily for Patrick (and
Dad) no one was injured
or killed.

[Darkwolf377]

There was no Marilyn in Patrick's car. Hell, no Paris Hilton. I guess after Teddy's fateful drive into the drink at Chappaquiddick, sane women have soured on driving with a Kennedy.

Not quite that long:

http://fatboy.cc/Pam%20Kelley.htm

[Feckless]

Someone needs to make sure the Capital Police supervisors that obstructed justice loose their jobs.

[Darkwolf377]

There was no Marilyn in Patrick's car. Hell, no Paris Hilton.

Whatever are they trying to imply...?

[Waco]

Derr Klink made 2 trips to coke rehab as I recall. And hillary still has 900+ FBI files.

[martin_fierro]

Right on time!

[9999lakes]

I absolutely agree -- The Top-cops who helped ought to lose their jobs. Buuut I expect then that the Kennedy family will find a spot for them somewhere.

No matter -- Can Them Anyway!

[jmaroneps37]

What we have here is lying sack of dung democrat destroying an American company as part of his lie. He blames Ambien (sp)but not a single ratmedia scumbag asks him about mixing Rx drugs and booze. This slimly bastard is blaming everything but himself.

[Darkwolf377]

And hillary still has 900+ FBI files.

Is this true?

I have read this numerous times, but why haven't The Weekly Standard or National Review written a "Why does HRC have FBI files?" story and gotten this out there? And why would the FBI let her have them?

I have heard this for years but if anyone has any RECENT info on the status of this, I'd love to read it.

[steve8714]

Perhaps with Hairy Joe?

[xsmommy]

I guess after Teddy's fateful drive into the drink at Chappaquiddick, sane women have soured on driving with a Kennedy

LMAO!

[xsmommy]

you sure have captured Patrick's inner {and outer} doofus, there!

[Liz]

LOL...... I guess they didn't find "Bruce and Wayne" all cozy in the trunk.

[Liz]

ROTFL-----beautiful.

[buck61]

And is going to rehab.
There are many RINOS in congress that needs a rehab for governing by conservative standards. Is there such a place yet
and, if not will some-one start one?

[metesky]

There was someone here a while back claiming she(who knows, eh?) was either Pam or her sister, can't quite remember.

I'll try and find it.

[Leisler]

First thing a Kennedy does is run to a hospital. This keeps the press away, and gets them sympathy from the suckers, er, voters.

Ted, right after Chappaquidic.

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

Early in the Clinton administration it was reported that the White House held 900 FB I files on Republicans and others. It was explained away as a bureaucratic snafu and the press corp was happy yo let the matter drop.

As to why no one continues to pursue the story, well maybe your question becomes rhetorical if you let your paranoia out.