So, and I am now serious as can be, if you believe that Jesus has risen from the dead with the power of God's holy spirit, how could you not believe that same power animated Adam and Eve? Why would you take away from God's glory in creation by saying we descended from Apes? You believe, then, that Christ himself was descended from an Ape?
All I am really asking you is, if God is really God, and can perform all miracles, why would He lie to us and give us the Adam and Eve story and skip over the "we descended from Apes" story? He is not cruel. Nor is He a liar or a big torturer in the sky.
Creationists are never hostile. What seems like hostility is in fact amusement on their part. At least, that's what they say...