[CarolinaGuitarman]

"It still puzzles me why Evos would be on a conservative forum at all, considering the psychological, philosophical and political damage that EvoThink has caused throughout its short, ridiculous Emperor's New Clothes enchantment on the world."

We're here to counter the ignorance and falsehoods of people like you who rail against what you can't possibly understand. Creationism isn't conservative.

" And no real Evo could believe in the God of the Bible."

Except that most do.

"Lord bless you cranky old scared Evos. You're gonna need it, because all that stands now between you and God's loving judgment is a tattered old book of 19th century "scientifical theory". Afraid that won't be enough to ameliorate your sin."

Unless God doesn't understand why people like you refused to accept the evidence He lay abundant in his physical creation.

[Californiajones]

Oh. Hello C.G.

"No real Evo can believe in the God of the Bible."

I should explain.

Evos can't believe in the God of the Bible unless they take a scissors to it.

(as did Thomas Jefferson when he could not reconcile his sin with his sex slave and God's problem with it.)

[Californiajones]

CG, point being that Evos will need much more than Darwin to expunge their record of personal offense (sins) against God. EvoThink distracts, discredits and detracts from this ultimate Biblical presentation.