This somehow seems appropriate:
A poster on another website said that if it's razed, they can call it "Chicxulub Adventure Land"
This somehow seems appropriate:
US v Hovind will begin April 24 in US Tax Court
Docket Number: 011894-05L
Gotta love the County commissioner:
“Scripture also says ‘Render unto Caesar what Caesar demands.’ And right now, Caesar demands a building permit,” County Commission Chairman Mike Whitehead said.
Or perhaps "Jack Chicxulub Adventure Land"