"We are a nation of immigrants." -- countless talking heads
"This is not an amnesty plan." --President George W. Bush
"How would you like to pay $1.50 for a head of lettuce?" -- activist warning of "severe" price spikes if the cheap migrant labor source dries up
The author forgot the big one: "They're doing jobs Americans just won't do." - GWB
Okay, let's send them to Washington, D.C. Maybe we can get them to enforce the immigration laws that our own politicians won't do.