[tje]

Hey, he's on to something.. The Today Show should pick up Britney Spears or, maybe Paris Hilton.

[weegee]

Rosie O'Donnell to host NBC's evening news broadcast...

Oprah says "no" to ABC.

Larry King offers to wear lipstick if he can keep his time slot.

< /sarc >

[nechayev]

maybe Paris could be a network news anchor.

in Russia they used to (and maybe still) have a show where a naked woman would read the news to the audience.
paris might be able to do a US version.

[caver]

"Hey, he's on to something.. The Today Show should pick up Britney Spears or, maybe Paris Hilton"

At least they would be something to look at.