To: tomkow6
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men - ARE MEN!
1,133 posted on
04/01/2006 5:41:05 AM PST by
Lady Jag
( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
To: Lady Jag; tomkow6
Gotcha!
1,135 posted on
04/01/2006 5:47:48 AM PST by
MEG33
( GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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