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I write a nostalgia column - 18 years now on that one - and I get to use lots of colloquialisms...which I love to feed into the spell-checker. 'Drives it nuts, which delights me. One new-fangled thing that I can still outwit :o)
I do a lot of double entendre, which causes a typical grammar checker to weep hysterically, and I have a really bad problem with run-on sentences, which I can't help because I try to keep continuity between ideas and periods, well, you know, get in the way, and that's not very much fun at all, so I have to disable both spell checkers and grammar checkers whenever I get a new program with those functions which thankfully isn't often, but it happens sometimes, and I always get really annoyed the first time the window pops up, I'm like "F-U I'll write the way I damn please and I'll be damned if I'm going to take lessons from a machine whose first language is Assembler", at which point the boss walks over and tells me to watch my language in the office or else I lose diversity points, or something like that.