[zarf]

A shrieking headline folowed by: 3 people injured...2 by falling down?

Is this from the Onion?

[proxy_user]

Towns wiped out, houses flattened, but only a small population, and everybody fled.

[La Enchiladita]

The Australian weather bureau on Monday upgraded the storm to a category five — the strongest category possible....

Late Sunday, Queensland state Counter Disaster and Rescue Services executive director Frank Pagano said, “This is the most devastating cyclone that we could potentially see on the east coast of Queensland for decades ... there is going to be destruction.”