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To: phantomworker

Fish puns. To pass the time when the Docs were all tide up.


621 posted on 02/28/2006 5:47:57 PM PST by From many - one.
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To: From many - one.

A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.

First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.

The Physicist says: "The initial measurement wasn't accurate."

The Biologist concludes: "They have reproduced."

The Mathematician says: "Now if another person enters the house, it'll be empty again."


632 posted on 02/28/2006 5:53:20 PM PST by phantomworker (It doesn’t matter what other people think or feel or say. “You are the only person who defines you.")
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