Perhaps. But I'm no fool. I will need to see a sign. What do the entrails say?
Oh dear, you are going to find this a serious impediment to becoming a true cultist. You are an object lesson in the dangers of excessive education: fill your head with too much knowledge, and you have no room left for the truth.
But don't despair, there are remedies. First, you can learn much from these threads about how to cling to a priori assertions in the face of inordinate amounts of contrary data. But you really do need to get out a bit more and spend time with liberals, who can teach you much about relativism, the superior value of feelings over cold hard data, and the equal merit that should be accorded to all points of view.
I will need to see a sign. What do the entrails say?
Unfortunately, I am fresh out of sacrificial rams so can't do a quick liver reading. But I have just returned from my local grocer where, mirabile visu!, there was a special offer on calves liver: buy two packs, get one free! Zeus, the cloud-gatherer has spoken!
Heed the omen, o mortal one!