[PatrickHenry]

I like to join in, but I decided to leaf this one alone.

Peas be unto you.

[ToryHeartland]

I believe in the literal Iliad.

I really do like the idea of this, particularly if one can include a literal belief in the Odyssey as well. Can I steal the concept, please? Here's what I want to do with it.

I am going to start soliciting funds for promoting Olympian Design; we hold that Homeric verse is inerrant and sufficient to explain all natural phenomena, though in order to skate around your awkward 1st amendment stuff, we stress that OD is not re-branded religious creationism on the grounds that we do not specify which Titan or Olympian actually made everything.

A key concept of OD is irreducibile gullibility, an absolute prerequisite for becoming an acolyte of this school of thought.

I accept donations by VISA, MasterCard, PayPal, Krugerrands--whatever, just send it.

[From many - one.]

Whirled peas?